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Friday, February 10, 2006

Six-day blogging famine, then the Friday feast

Feast Eighty
Appetizer
What was a class or course you took while in school that you realize now was a total waste of time?

I realized it was a waste of time then: Grade 11 Computer Science.
10: Print "Computer science is a waste of time"
20: Go to 10

Soup
Who is the tallest person you know?

Hmmm. . . My friend Paul, I guess. He must be 6 foot 4, though I may be adding inches in my mind because he's intimidating.

Salad
What's your favorite midnight snack?

Anything. I like all food the same, except turnips.

Main Course
Have you ever found money somewhere? If so, where did you find it, and how much was it?

I find $20 in my summer or winter jacket every couple of years when the seasons change, which is the closest I'll ever come to winning the lottery. I've found two wallets, but don't remember how much money was in them. I returned each of them without taking anything, though I couldn't resist looking at all the cards and pictures and whatnot.

Dessert
Where would you like to retire?

No idea, and I actually think about it a lot. Canada? Austria? New Zealand? And where in those places? I have a hard enough time figuring out where I'm going to live now, though, so I guess I should stop thinking about it.

Cheers,
John

1 Comments:

Blogger The Beaver Examiner said...

You can go to Rome and London and France on your way here. Though you probably shouldn't in that order.

Cheers,
John

9:49 p.m.  

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