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The Beaver Examiner is guided strongly by the belief that you should be strongly guided by our beliefs. Our mission is to A) be proudly independent from the facts, B) provide short stories for short attention spans, and C)keep fake news real.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Another senseless quagmire

From today's Times and Transcript:

Party ends in arson, assault, bog chase
Burnt Church man arrested, faces arson, aggravated assault charges

A Burnt Church man left a trail of destruction behind him Tuesday afternoon that included broken teeth, a burned-down house and a police officer stuck in a bog.

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In honour of those brave Second Stagers who will be taking to the Second Stage for the second time tonight, might I suggest to the writers among us that we build a play around this sordid tale? Culberson, I'm looking at you.

Cheers,
John

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hiya John.
funny story (Burnt Church)...
I noticed on your links: Boston Bruins which got me thinking about everyones FAV team The Toronto Maple Leafs *insert Go-Leafs shout here*... You may be interested to know that Eric Lindros just got picked up by the Leafs for 1year @ $1,000,000. Thats it for Hockey News from Canada :-)

1:00 p.m.  
Blogger The Beaver Examiner said...

Thanks, but I follow the hockey news religiously. I'm one of those rare people who loves the NHL, despite its glaring flaws. I could watch a Columbus-Atlanta game on a Tuesday night in February, no problem. Beats doin' stuff.

Cheers,
John

2:21 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As I read your reply I can read in between the lines and can clearly see what you are really saying is that, YES, you really do love the Leafs and all that they stand for in the larger scheme of things... Yeah, can't say that I blame you.
;-)

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