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The Beaver Examiner is guided strongly by the belief that you should be strongly guided by our beliefs. Our mission is to A) be proudly independent from the facts, B) provide short stories for short attention spans, and C)keep fake news real.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Baaa ... I am a blogging sheep

Which is why I've decided to begin filling out the Friday Feast. Also, it will remind me that this blog thingy is here. Incidentally, where does one find the Two for Tuesday? When I Google it, all I get are religious sites.

Friday Feast

Appetizer:

On a scale of 1 to 10 (10=highest), how sociable are you?
Probably a 5. I like being the centre of attention, but I'm not very patient with people and am often inadvertantly a jerk (not that many people are jerks on purpose). So, while I'm fairly extroverted and certainly not shy, I don't think I can say I'm sociable. Yeah, 5.

Soup:
Name 3 DVDs you currently own.
My Tragically Hip box set Hipeponymous, which is my background music of choice while I write.
My The Simpsons season 7 DVD, which is preceded by five of the other six seasons (I'm missing Season 2).
Scott Marshall's copy of The Stunt Man, which I can't seem to get back to him, and which got packed with the other DVDs on the way to Vienna (sorry, Scott).


Salad:
If you were to win a superlative award now (such as most talented, class clown, most likely to succeed), what would it be?
Most Likely To Avoid Answering This Question Because There's No Way To Answer It Without Sounding Arrogant Or Insecure Award 2006. Known colloquially as the MLAAQBOWTAIWSAOIAT. (mlawk-bowt-EYE-ee-SAU-ee-at). Damn keyboard, where's the schwa?

Main Course:
What is your favorite radio station?
In Canada, CBC Radio 1, of course. In Vienna, FM 4, the "alternative" station, which is mostly by default. Sadly, radio is much better in Saint John. (The music video stations are better in Vienna, though.)

Dessert:
Complete this sentence: I believe __________ because __________.
I believe in the weighing and balancing of empirical data over blind belief because religion, magical thinking, and most alternative medicine drive me mad in a way that nails down a blackboard could never match.

Cheers,
John

2 Comments:

Blogger dan said...

Perhaps you are confused with Tooney Tuesday, which is each Tuesday at KFC.

7:18 p.m.  
Blogger The Beaver Examiner said...

There is only one KFC in Austria. Fortunately, it's only 10 minutes away from my apartment. Of course here Tooney Tuesday is called Zwei Euro Dienstag, which is missing a certain something.

Cheers,
John

7:46 a.m.  

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