I'm home on April 18, but in the meantime here's the Friday Feast

Appetizer
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how intuitive do you think you are?

Intuition is a favourite compliment of psychics and fraudulent personality tests. ("It's clear that you're very intuitive.") Naturally, told by an "expert" or an empathetic person holding your hand that you're intuitive, it would take a major and painful brain shift to say, "No, I'm not." Almost everybody thinks they're intuitive, in the same way everyone thinks there a good driver. That said, I'd give myself something very low. Say, a 2. I'm not much of a driver, either.

Soup
What is your favorite kind of gum?

Excel sugar-free (or is all Excel sugar-free?) I buy it to keep myself from buying chocolate bars. It partially satisfies my sweet tooth, but mostly it keeps me from popping chocolate in a minty mouth, which would be gross. It's expensive, though. I go through a package in a half an hour or so.

Salad
Name a CD you own that you would never get rid of.

There isn't one. Not because I don't like my CDs (I only have several dozen anyway), but because I have a very shoddy record of taking care of my belongings. However, I wouldn't let anything happen to the Rolling Stones 500 that Jay burned for Sabine and myself, as it was a gift.

Main Course
When was the last time you said something you didn't mean?

In real life, that's a rare occurance. So probably something I said on the radio. Maybe the riff on Christmas carols I did. So, let me make it clear, I don't really think you should administer gold to a freezing child, even if they have a blanket. There. I hope no one thinks less of me.


Dessert
What is the sum of the numbers in your birthdate? (Example: 3 + 2 + 1 + 9 + 7 + 9 = 31)

I will not dignify this stupid question with a response. Also, I don't wish to reveal that I'm The Beast.