Artificial Intelligence

Random neural firings, yet somehow still contrived

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Ich bin wieder zurück

So, my four-week sojourn to Canadian soil is over, and now I'm nestled back into Vienna's 19th district. I came back for enough time to perform (sloppily) for Improv Corp.; do my taxes (about $2000 owing, normal for me); go to the Atlantic Journalism Awards (those things are rigged); and watch Lisa and Anthony shrink before my eyes.

Now I have four-and-a-half months to finish the first draft of my book, write a newsroom-based play that's gestating in the dark, damp corners of my brain, get into marathon-running shape, get some of my German back, set up a fake Canadian news website (coming soon to blogger for now), and find a job in the Atlantic provinces for when I return.

It's a good life if you don't weaken.

Cheers,
John

2 Comments:

Blogger Ryan Gilbert said...

Ah, the joys of dispensing out creative ideas. Good luck and have fun with your projects, John.

5:56 p.m.  
Blogger Chris W said...

That is a wonderful title for your news website. Bravo!

6:10 p.m.  

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